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swordsnmagic2016-02-28 01:13 pm
kazura) wrote in swordsnmagic2016-02-28 01:13 pm
[m001] i wonder why this kind of thing is called a meme
collects rocks – in a way, both of them? cagua doesn't collect rocks for the sake of collecting rocks tho. if they've no magical properties, she doesn't bother with them. argil tho. argil tho!!! this gemagic nerd will collect rocks for skipping or for paperweights or for just any excuse he can think of. cagua needed to draw the line somewhere because those things are using up valuable inventory space and he won't let her throw them at enemies in true pragmatic fashion (she keeps anything he'd give her tho, magical or not what a cute)
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep – probably argil. he'd delete them if she asks tho
gets drunk and breaks shit – cagua is aware of her tolerance level, so she takes care not to drink over her limits. in the first place, she tries to avoid drinking overall. she knows what it tends to do, and she can't have that. same with argil around the time he met her, but when he was younger, he'd go all out and have massive headaches the next morning. lesson learned that one time he overdid things and got robbed. oops
can’t swim – ca...gua.... her large wings don't help. she just sinks, so she avoids large bodies of water at all costs
remembers to feed the fish – argil, if they'd ever have fish. tho, while cagua doesn't really fancy the idea of having pets herself, she wouldn't go as far as to neglect feeding another living being under their roof. so in such an improbable scenario, she and argil would probably have signs next to the aquarium or bowl. one that says that yes, the fish have already been fed at this hour. most of the time, argil does it. on the rare occasions that cagua would pass by them first and see that it's been a while since they've last been fed, she'll do it
puts up Christmas decorations in November – november? that's nothing. he'd do it once the -ber months come. or at least, what would count as the -ber months in the netherworld. he's just the kind who gets excited for holidays and tends to overdo it. cagua lets him as long as he shows her the receipts of his purchases. sometimes, she helps. sometimes, she puts her foot down because that's far too many argil she's going to have to stop you right there or the electricity bill would shoot off the roof
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting – nnneither. while argil teases cagua at times, he wouldn't really try to disturb her at times he deems to be important. he's still far too polite for a demon. cagua wouldn't want to make him uncomfortable either, so nah. no inappropriate things at inappropriate times for these two
makes Sims just to drown them in the pool – oh gosh no neither of them? cagua almost never touches video games. pokemon games are an exception shush. and argil would be horrified at the thought of making something only to kill them. if he ever does play sims, everything he'd make would be like his own children so why would he even
brings the other coffee at work – both. the difference is how expensive the coffee and snacks are. argil would go as far as to buy her this really expensive cheesecake along with the coffee and while she's flattered, she'll also struggle to lineface at him because weren't you supposed to guard the house go home already and what is this far too expensive thing a wafer would've been fine
takes gym locker room selfies – argil is probably the kind to take selfies in sporadic bursts, but gym locker ones? nah
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class – argil would love, love, love to sign them up for all kinds of things, but he never neglects to ask for cagua's opinion first. if she says yes, they go for it. if she says no, then he finds them other things they can do together. it's no good if he's the only one having fun while she's feeling uncomfortable after all
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table – lol all these questions about electronics that these two don't even have. probably argil tho. he'd earn another set of linefaces from cagua but he tries to make up for it as much as he can
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep – probably argil. he'd delete them if she asks tho
gets drunk and breaks shit – cagua is aware of her tolerance level, so she takes care not to drink over her limits. in the first place, she tries to avoid drinking overall. she knows what it tends to do, and she can't have that. same with argil around the time he met her, but when he was younger, he'd go all out and have massive headaches the next morning. lesson learned that one time he overdid things and got robbed. oops
can’t swim – ca...gua.... her large wings don't help. she just sinks, so she avoids large bodies of water at all costs
remembers to feed the fish – argil, if they'd ever have fish. tho, while cagua doesn't really fancy the idea of having pets herself, she wouldn't go as far as to neglect feeding another living being under their roof. so in such an improbable scenario, she and argil would probably have signs next to the aquarium or bowl. one that says that yes, the fish have already been fed at this hour. most of the time, argil does it. on the rare occasions that cagua would pass by them first and see that it's been a while since they've last been fed, she'll do it
puts up Christmas decorations in November – november? that's nothing. he'd do it once the -ber months come. or at least, what would count as the -ber months in the netherworld. he's just the kind who gets excited for holidays and tends to overdo it. cagua lets him as long as he shows her the receipts of his purchases. sometimes, she helps. sometimes, she puts her foot down because that's far too many argil she's going to have to stop you right there or the electricity bill would shoot off the roof
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting – nnneither. while argil teases cagua at times, he wouldn't really try to disturb her at times he deems to be important. he's still far too polite for a demon. cagua wouldn't want to make him uncomfortable either, so nah. no inappropriate things at inappropriate times for these two
makes Sims just to drown them in the pool – oh gosh no neither of them? cagua almost never touches video games. pokemon games are an exception shush. and argil would be horrified at the thought of making something only to kill them. if he ever does play sims, everything he'd make would be like his own children so why would he even
brings the other coffee at work – both. the difference is how expensive the coffee and snacks are. argil would go as far as to buy her this really expensive cheesecake along with the coffee and while she's flattered, she'll also struggle to lineface at him because weren't you supposed to guard the house go home already and what is this far too expensive thing a wafer would've been fine
takes gym locker room selfies – argil is probably the kind to take selfies in sporadic bursts, but gym locker ones? nah
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class – argil would love, love, love to sign them up for all kinds of things, but he never neglects to ask for cagua's opinion first. if she says yes, they go for it. if she says no, then he finds them other things they can do together. it's no good if he's the only one having fun while she's feeling uncomfortable after all
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table – lol all these questions about electronics that these two don't even have. probably argil tho. he'd earn another set of linefaces from cagua but he tries to make up for it as much as he can